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Writer's pictureReyna

Patch 5.3 is approaching FFXIV and we're slackers.

Yo whoever rando is reading this(Tari I know you are, fuckin' stalker.)! Figured I'd write here again, and that in general I should write here more to give some more personality to our site. BM as a whole has been a bit slacking game wise lately, I mean we all know we're an indecisive bunch of twats that like to shit on anime and crawl back to FFXIV everytime a free2play game burned our assholes. We daddled a bit in Animal Crossing, Wakfu, Monster Hunter, Splatoon 2, Phantasy Star Online 2, and tbh I haven't kept track of all of the other games you lot went in and out like a cheap prostitute with a hole as wide as SAO's plotholes. Oh, I guess I should include the fact that our DnD group has been shitstorming through Curse of Strahd which Niiv is so kindly DM-ing for us. I bet the next time we have a meetup he's gonna stickslap most of us, yikes. Anyhow, nobody interested in our community that MAYBE perhaps is reading this is interested in all of that. 5.3. FFXIV. It's gonna be a thing, and I'm plotting plans to get everyone back into the game so we can do our blind Nier raid with probably alcohol involvement. Also we want you, aka this person that's reading, to be part of our silly banter. Just look at our FC house garden, we have half nekkid cowboys RamRanchin' around and Chocobo's in a hotspring, ̶ju̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶c̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶t̶e̶a̶m̶y̶ ̶b̶i̶r̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶a̶t̶.̶ Ready to store your chocobo's bum for a wet relaxin' carrot training. Wait, where did that carrot go? Better not ask.




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